My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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