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  • Cool story. What i gathered from your text was that you're a thief...

    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 15, 13 at 2:06pm
  • Your lucky i'm english , otherwise i'd never know wtf the bint of the moment was on about.

    Submitted by spadesghost on Apr 15, 13 at 5:58pm
  • Shoe size correlation observations!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Apr 15, 13 at 2:02pm
  • tl;dr

    Submitted by FishMonger on Apr 16, 13 at 2:02am
  • Cool story bro, maybe next time don't be so insecure about thieving and/or be prepared with some sneakers of your own since you wore the 6inch wedges for the purpose of getting laid. I'm also just throwing this out there, OR ask for some cab fair or have your own like goddn adult...

    Submitted by slothistotle on Apr 15, 13 at 11:40pm
  • Make that a thief with big feet.

    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 16, 13 at 2:29am
  • Honey, most Londoner won't even bat an eye at a girl that got a good shag the night before.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 15, 13 at 3:27pm