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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  gladiator or hannah montana?

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  This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.

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• (408): View more from California

  We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a bottle to be chill

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  and meant it

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• (631): View more from New York

  They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.

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