How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
