I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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