i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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