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  • I nominate this for "most ironic text ever".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 'you're.' for fucks sake, it's 'you're.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I was about to say, 4:51... that was the funniest part of the text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:08am
  • THE OFFFFIIIIICCCEEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:27am
  • 10.38 and 7.47, i love you both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:21am
  • "stanley- you're heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex. BOOM roasted." office=best show EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:14am
  • Thank you, 10:20. But can we address the "definitely" bit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:38pm
  • haha! boom roasted is now my new burn catch phrase, lol. Hope the texter/textee doesn't mind!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:51am
  • 10:43, you're retarded. Please go take a gander at a dictionary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:48pm
  • this is a first. I agree with all the previous posts. ^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:03pm
  • 10:33! & 12:27 <3 LOVE THE OFFICE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:04am
  • OP isn't the brightest crayon in the box either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:50pm
  • boom roasted is soo from the office

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:19am
  • 10:38 - Yeah! It should be spelled "definately"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:43pm
  • lol @ 10:38. I was thinking the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Maybe the whole text was a joke? Because it doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:20pm
  • I <3 THE OFFICE!!!!

    Submitted by Cereal on Feb 6, 11 at 11:17pm
  • hahaha 11:18. I like grammar and spelling, but I like 11:18 even more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:58am
  • Grammar Nazis are lovely. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:47am
  • 7:47, its only offensive if you take it that way, in which case you are insecure about whether or not you are a descriminating person. like when someone makes a joke that can be construed as racist but it wasnt told to be taken in that way but you say "thats racist" but now youre racist for thinking of it in that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:52pm
  • I posted the "definately," and yes, it was a fucking joke. Also, grammar and spelling are two different things. Furthermore, when was the last time you saw someone round up six million people who couldn't get their subject-verb agreements straight and force them into gas chambers at the end of a three-day death march? "Grammar Nazi" may be overstating it just a tad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:47am
  • Dear 7:47, It's not that serious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:18am
  • Jim, you weigh 93 pounds and gumby ha a better body than you. BOOM ROASTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:47pm
  • i just came by for my daily dose of grammar nazism. thanks 10:26

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:55am
  • 10:33 youre my hero. the office is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:13am
  • Haha thats from the Office!

    Submitted by TSickBit on Mar 21, 10 at 10:00am
  • No doubt, 5:08!!! Need to find a way to use that burn now, any suggestions, lol?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:18am
  • "as I think I thought you are"??? Holy grammar retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:56am
  • 7:47, I couldn't agree more. -10:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:05am
  • i dont know whether to do a fat joke or a dumb joke. boom roaste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:33pm
  • fucking unknown error!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Give it a rest 12.55 - granted, I am a grammar nazi most of the time but in this case the OP was just asking for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:24am
  • 10:48- the "definately" in 10:43 was a joke. I think you're retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 10:26, I agree with you. 10:48, pretty sure that was an attempt at humor. Unless you're a double-troll, in which case... touche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:48am
  • Pat sanders, david smith, or John highman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:18pm
  • you've slept with so many men you're starting to look like one. boom roasted!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:20am
  • the OP sounds like a fucking dumbass

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 4:45pm