You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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