Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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the ol "pull a rabbit out of the cat" trick
Well we know it wasn't self respect.
A New Jersey license plate?
His wedding ring?
Show me potato salad !
a baby Asian holding a ping pong paddle and chops sticks wearing a panda costume with a faux hawk?
Salted nut roll?
Full Blown Aids
oh Washington you never surprise me on how slutty you are.
Eiffel tower ?
3 dimes, 2 nickels, 5 quarters, and a small bag of pot.
A dinette set, a Volkswagen, the Titanic, and a small dog?
Elvis and two polar bears?
More info please?!
Ewe. Just ewe
Are you saying she pulled a sheep out of her vagina?
just one though, it's all good.
Your brothers used condom
This women sound like she'd be a blast to part with. Then again, more places to check before she leaves to make sure she didn't steal all your change.
brownies and a glass of milk?
John F. Kennedy?
That's the story of my life!
Hopefully just a dildo or a vibrator......
Well that's fuckin nasty
Ahh...that explains where that midget clown went! And I thought we had looked everywhere.
That is so disgusting.
She found Tupac!
obviously its not the first time Stfu
A George Foreman grill? (The small one, of course). That happened to me once and I love that grill. So handy, and recipe possibilities are endless. :) LOL
Your dogs cock?
A pine cone from last weekends camping trip?
Cartmans tracker keeper?
I believe you were looking for Trapper Keeper.