Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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the ol "pull a rabbit out of the cat" trick
Well we know it wasn't self respect.
A New Jersey license plate?
His wedding ring?
Show me potato salad !
a baby Asian holding a ping pong paddle and chops sticks wearing a panda costume with a faux hawk?
Salted nut roll?
Full Blown Aids
oh Washington you never surprise me on how slutty you are.
Eiffel tower ?
3 dimes, 2 nickels, 5 quarters, and a small bag of pot.
Elvis and two polar bears?
A dinette set, a Volkswagen, the Titanic, and a small dog?
Ewe. Just ewe
Are you saying she pulled a sheep out of her vagina?
just one though, it's all good.
More info please?!
brownies and a glass of milk?
John F. Kennedy?
This women sound like she'd be a blast to part with. Then again, more places to check before she leaves to make sure she didn't steal all your change.
Your brothers used condom
That's the story of my life!
That is so disgusting.
Well that's fuckin nasty
Hopefully just a dildo or a vibrator......
Ahh...that explains where that midget clown went! And I thought we had looked everywhere.
She found Tupac!
A George Foreman grill? (The small one, of course). That happened to me once and I love that grill. So handy, and recipe possibilities are endless. :) LOL
obviously its not the first time Stfu
Your dogs cock?
A pine cone from last weekends camping trip?
Cartmans tracker keeper?
I believe you were looking for Trapper Keeper.