Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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the ol "pull a rabbit out of the cat" trick
Well we know it wasn't self respect.
Show me potato salad !
A New Jersey license plate?
His wedding ring?
a baby Asian holding a ping pong paddle and chops sticks wearing a panda costume with a faux hawk?
Salted nut roll?
Full Blown Aids
oh Washington you never surprise me on how slutty you are.
Eiffel tower ?
Elvis and two polar bears?
3 dimes, 2 nickels, 5 quarters, and a small bag of pot.
A dinette set, a Volkswagen, the Titanic, and a small dog?
Ewe. Just ewe
Are you saying she pulled a sheep out of her vagina?
just one though, it's all good.
More info please?!
This women sound like she'd be a blast to part with. Then again, more places to check before she leaves to make sure she didn't steal all your change.
Your brothers used condom
John F. Kennedy?
brownies and a glass of milk?
That's the story of my life!
Hopefully just a dildo or a vibrator......
Ahh...that explains where that midget clown went! And I thought we had looked everywhere.
Well that's fuckin nasty
That is so disgusting.
obviously its not the first time Stfu
A George Foreman grill? (The small one, of course). That happened to me once and I love that grill. So handy, and recipe possibilities are endless. :) LOL
She found Tupac!
Cartmans tracker keeper?
I believe you were looking for Trapper Keeper.
Your dogs cock?
A pine cone from last weekends camping trip?