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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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