I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Wait I'm confused. Did you reneg on the deal to watch zombie movies, or you get the old bait and switch when you got there? It makes a big difference on the outcome of the replies.
Ya... I'm wondering that myself...
The quickest way to end up in the friend zone is by being the kind of douche who uses the term "friend zone".
Friend zone 9000
Two corners cut off the man card for that one. You would have lost the whole card if it was Star Wars or Star Trek movies.
Eighty Eight...number of times you've driven to Memphis for penis...
what if eighty eight is a girl lol then half these insults dont work :o
Well thank your personal Deity of Choice I'm married then...
mitch stop feeding the damn trolls