dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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Hey...multiple people have died doing the whole alcohol tampon thing after their first try. Do your research. Be responsible and act like an adult if you want to be treated like one. Booo.
Lol. Having sum good stuffs?...
Why would it not be filtered through the liver just because it is absorbed through the anus?
Look at that. Your Steve-O.
because it goes directly into the blood steam, instead of going through the whole digestive system.
someone needs to watch more House.
Hmm. I would like to know the rest of this story.
Too much chipotle my friend
Now that's not your typical orange county!
maybe your anus was bleeding?
Simmer down everyone !!! It's not an alcohol soaked tampon it's that he got so drunk that he took a dick up his ass and now needs an excuse!!!!!!
New to this: what does OP stand for?
and you can die, alcohol needs to be processed thru kidney and liver to not be toxic, alcohol thru anus walls is direct to the blood stream, very nasty and painful
lol so, had drunken sex with my tampon still in one night and he didnt notice cuz he was so small! needless to say, very interesting to pull it out the next morning and find a condom up there too!
9:38- lots of girls say dude. Espically in texts. You can stop being rude and thinking you know everything .
I drunkenly put in a tampon once without removing the old one... interesting morning when I found both of them
Pull the string and find out.
WHY would you do that?
10:42, you rock. I'd ask ya on a date, but I'm soaking a tampon in scotch right now.
WHYYYY!?!?!? people and OP (and me)
Yes. 10:42 is serious
First!! And c'mon tampon up there and u dont kno how?!?!
10:42- are u serious??
yeah its gets you drunk crazy fast because the alcohol gets absorbed directly into your blood stream as opposed to actually going through your system.
I think I would just rather drink more haha
it definitely works, as the alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream..however it doesnt ever pass through the liver so it acts incredibly fast and is super toxic
1:10, you're ignorant
Tampon in the butt, little do you know, thats where it was ment to be put... lol
10:42 untrue. If you believe that shit, you're an idiot who deserves to have an alkie tampon up his ass.
Hate to be the one to break the bad news to you, but your body is a system. It WILL travel throughout.
Lol!!!!! U need practice on your aim!!!!!!
11:49AM, what do you mean? If alcohol is absorbed in the large intestines/rectum first, it does not pass through the liver and kidneys first, which is bad news for your body. It'll get to where it needs to go, just not in the desired order.
And yeah, I'll stick to shots.
got so drunk one night apparently i asked my best friend to change my tampon for me ;]
It's also worse for the body.
No bueno. No bueno at all
W T F -
Are you a guy or girl?
Not saying that both wouldn't be awkward..
But seriously that's weird-
Dude. 340 you are sick. Are you that frickin loose tht u didn't know u had a tampon in??!?!?
supposedly, soaking a tampon in alcohol and sticking it up the butt gets you drunk faster.
didn't say I believe it. Just that it supposedly works. Never tried, never will. But might be why the OP found it there. Maybe he (or she) did believe it and tried.
I'm amused you decide I'm an idiot and assume I'm male. I'm neither.
can't believe I'm bored enough to be arguing here.
10:30... i think most of us would...
im pretty sure that only girls can do that tampon alcohol thing by putting it in their vag..but im not sure. most underage girls do it cuz you get drunk but it wont register on a breathalizer test.
Seriously 9:23.... It's gotta be a guy. why would a girl be sending a txt that said "dude I dnt knw how"
How would that... Oh god