doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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