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  • Perhaps he's a true playa' for real. Not everyone is poor and cheap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:14pm
  • really like i dont know how some of this crap gets posted, then i put up an epic text and it doesnt get posted....really tfln? no love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:32pm
  • I like how how people are treating $20 for wine like it's insanely expensive. I didn't have any money in college, but i still didn't think $20 was an INSANE amount to spend on wine. $1000 is a lot of money to spend on wine. $20 is still on the high end of cheap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:17pm
  • a real man. thats who does that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:20pm
  • For all you anti college people, this website is texts from last night it's about embarrassing texts that people send when they're out of control drunk. 95% of the people sending regretable texts are in COLLEGE. go fuck yourselves if you don't like it then don't fucking read it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:48pm
  • So over this college talk.... Don't u people ever graduate btw this is NOT funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Wine tastes like crotch has very little alcohol and is the beverage of choice of rapists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:12pm
  • 2:01 who gives a shit women don't like guys who sit in their basement in a wife beater eating cheetos and burping the worm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Are you guys kidding me? Sven at 1:11 definitely has it right. By the way, every now and then there's more to alcohol than getting wasted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:52pm
  • 1:52 perhaps there is more and if you want good taste explain to me how expired grape juice with a bunch of sulfates is where you look

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:55pm
  • i am 132....this chick sends me this text " ill lip slide your rail if u nose press my box" so i sent this to tfln " recvd: ill lip slide your rail if you nose press my box......i love when people use my snowboarding to allict sexual favors" thats funny. some tool bringing wine to some ho isnt funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:41pm
  • I buy expensive wine...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:01pm
  • 6:59 I bet you still can't get laid with your expensive fermented grape juice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:18am
  • 1:42 I feel your pain at least they stopped posting twilight texts that was gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:52pm
  • 1:55 - Taste is subjective, and breaking it down to the fermentation process is pretty retarded. You could make just about anything sound unappetizing by describing how it's made (a burger's a good example). If you don't want to drink it, that's fine, but don't assume that because you have different tastes that any who spends money on wine is ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 1:19--you do know that the $60-85 bottles in most nice restaurants cost $20 in the liquor store, right? Just because you have no taste and buy the wrong wine, don't pretend it makes you cool. It just makes you ignorant and classless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Don't knock the $20 bottle of wine... That shit is fantastic and gets the job done for under $30...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Real men bring the ladies a bottle of rum and some coke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:26pm
  • A rich guy trying to impress a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Shoulda brought tequila

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:25pm
  • another OMG I'm in college douchebag lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Really? I still thought that was cheap, but then again the wine I buy from the grocery store is $30-$40 a bottle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Who said he was going to share?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:55pm
  • He must have missed the box wine Franzia FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Umm more sulfates please I love chemicals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:34pm
  • ID like to meet the moderators of this site and give them what for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Bergen County keeps it classy. $$$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I thought the OP meant who brings over wine in college when most college students bring over straight liquor or beer. Oh and by the way OP. He just might be a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:59pm
  • That text isnt funny at all because wine still tastes good, its still alcohol and he was being a gentleman...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:00pm
  • I think the point was 20 dollar wine tastes like crotch and perhaps he wouldn't be at home beating off if he hadn't made a poor beverage choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:19pm
  • 1:41 snowboarding FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Um, I think it's called a gentleman. Something you're obviously not familiar with. Sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Good for you 6:59... youre really cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Are people really missing the point here? While a $20 bottle of wine is a nice gesture post-college, college students somehow always manage to drink 10 times the alcohol content in one bottle of wine for about $10. Rather than this guy being a "playa", I'm pretty sure he was either pretentious, out of touch, and didn't get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 1:23 all wine tastes like crotch it is the drink of homos and frenchmen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Yeah the medeators are fucking bullshit... I doubt any of these texts are real...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:02pm
  • 5:12 I would say it tastes more like Rosie odonnels used douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:37am
  • 1:32 speaks the truth if it doesn't involve wine weed or farmville you have almost no chance of being posted WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I'm with 142. This OMG I'm in college texts are retarded. I'm surprised some of these people got in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Mad dog 20/20 that's the secret cheap as fuck gets her drunk with a whole lifetime of regrets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:27pm
  • how do you mean ftw? and why did u thumbs down that? that quote is hilarious and if u dont think a girl sayn ill lip slide your rail if you nose press my box is funny, you have no sense of humor.....at all......or even a little bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Wine is for homos and frencmen Rosey larose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:25pm
  • 142 go get a life. No one cares about your stupid rail OR box or whatever the hell you need to snowboard. In fact, you should go hit the slopes, it's the perfect time of year!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:34am
  • 3:48 your a fucking idiot go let your roomates shit in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:10pm