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  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:14pm

    Perhaps he's a true playa' for real. Not everyone is poor and cheap.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:20pm

    a real man. thats who does that

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:42pm

    So over this college talk.... Don't u people ever graduate btw this is NOT funny

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:17pm

    I like how how people are treating $20 for wine like it's insanely expensive. I didn't have any money in college, but i still didn't think $20 was an INSANE amount to spend on wine. $1000 is a lot of money to spend on wine. $20 is still on the high end of cheap.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:23pm

    1:19--you do know that the $60-85 bottles in most nice restaurants cost $20 in the liquor store, right? Just because you have no taste and buy the wrong wine, don't pretend it makes you cool. It just makes you ignorant and classless.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    2:01 who gives a shit women don't like guys who sit in their basement in a wife beater eating cheetos and burping the worm

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:32pm

    really like i dont know how some of this crap gets posted, then i put up an epic text and it doesnt get posted....really tfln? no love

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:52pm

    1:42 I feel your pain at least they stopped posting twilight texts that was gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:17pm

    1:55 - Taste is subjective, and breaking it down to the fermentation process is pretty retarded. You could make just about anything sound unappetizing by describing how it's made (a burger's a good example). If you don't want to drink it, that's fine, but don't assume that because you have different tastes that any who spends money on wine is ridiculous.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:12pm

    Wine tastes like crotch has very little alcohol and is the beverage of choice of rapists

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:18am

    6:59 I bet you still can't get laid with your expensive fermented grape juice

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:34pm

    Umm more sulfates please I love chemicals

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:59pm

    another OMG I'm in college douchebag lol

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    For all you anti college people, this website is texts from last night it's about embarrassing texts that people send when they're out of control drunk. 95% of the people sending regretable texts are in COLLEGE. go fuck yourselves if you don't like it then don't fucking read it

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:25pm

    Shoulda brought tequila

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:41pm

    i am 132....this chick sends me this text " ill lip slide your rail if u nose press my box" so i sent this to tfln " recvd: ill lip slide your rail if you nose press my box......i love when people use my snowboarding to allict sexual favors" thats funny. some tool bringing wine to some ho isnt funny

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:52pm

    Are you guys kidding me? Sven at 1:11 definitely has it right. By the way, every now and then there's more to alcohol than getting wasted.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:26pm

    Real men bring the ladies a bottle of rum and some coke

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:12pm

    Don't knock the $20 bottle of wine... That shit is fantastic and gets the job done for under $30...

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:48pm

    A rich guy trying to impress a girl.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:55pm

    Who said he was going to share?

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:58pm

    Um, I think it's called a gentleman. Something you're obviously not familiar with. Sad.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:59pm

    Really? I still thought that was cheap, but then again the wine I buy from the grocery store is $30-$40 a bottle.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:55pm

    1:52 perhaps there is more and if you want good taste explain to me how expired grape juice with a bunch of sulfates is where you look

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:52pm

    1:41 snowboarding FTW

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:56pm

    I'm with 142. This OMG I'm in college texts are retarded. I'm surprised some of these people got in

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:01pm

    I buy expensive wine...

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:00pm

    That text isnt funny at all because wine still tastes good, its still alcohol and he was being a gentleman...

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:24pm

    1:23 all wine tastes like crotch it is the drink of homos and frenchmen

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:55pm

    how do you mean ftw? and why did u thumbs down that? that quote is hilarious and if u dont think a girl sayn ill lip slide your rail if you nose press my box is funny, you have no sense of humor.....at all......or even a little bit

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    ID like to meet the moderators of this site and give them what for

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:22pm

    He must have missed the box wine Franzia FTW

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:34am

    142 go get a life. No one cares about your stupid rail OR box or whatever the hell you need to snowboard. In fact, you should go hit the slopes, it's the perfect time of year!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    Yeah the medeators are fucking bullshit... I doubt any of these texts are real...

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:37am

    5:12 I would say it tastes more like Rosie odonnels used douche

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:27pm

    Mad dog 20/20 that's the secret cheap as fuck gets her drunk with a whole lifetime of regrets

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:04pm

    Good for you 6:59... youre really cool

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:57pm

    Bergen County keeps it classy. $$$

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:19pm

    I think the point was 20 dollar wine tastes like crotch and perhaps he wouldn't be at home beating off if he hadn't made a poor beverage choice

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:04pm

    Are people really missing the point here? While a $20 bottle of wine is a nice gesture post-college, college students somehow always manage to drink 10 times the alcohol content in one bottle of wine for about $10. Rather than this guy being a "playa", I'm pretty sure he was either pretentious, out of touch, and didn't get laid.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:25pm

    Wine is for homos and frencmen Rosey larose

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:59pm

    I thought the OP meant who brings over wine in college when most college students bring over straight liquor or beer. Oh and by the way OP. He just might be a keeper.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:34pm

    1:32 speaks the truth if it doesn't involve wine weed or farmville you have almost no chance of being posted WTF

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:48 your a fucking idiot go let your roomates shit in your mouth