I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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I can't imagine what problem woul require this solution
you must have no imagination
Your penis will likely stand up before you do
If I'm reading this correctly, after an hour in the shower, a penis gets wrinkled to the point where you can read the wrinkles like tarot cards or tea leafs? It wasn't until now that I had penis envy...
"What's the best thing to come out of a penis?"
I dunno... I'll consult my tarot cards and you can consult your penis wrinkles. Or was a supposed to say "what" and then hear a punchline?
I was so gonna say that, but I was going to be kidding. It's ok though, I get it now... lmao
Rick scott wishes he had a penis.
I wanna make your penis stand up, said8ED.
In Soviet Russia, shower lays on you for an hour?
Who needs pros and cons when you have almighty showerpenis to make decisions for you? Nobody.
Rick, i def second that WTF?! Are you a penis eater??
This is how I start every day.
I wish I had your penis mjeezy. *chomp*
Having trouble saluting there soldier boy??