Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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