turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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