o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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