She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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