My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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