She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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