I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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