No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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