Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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