i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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venereal disease... yikes.
You should have wrapped your present first.
Seriously, who uses the acronym vd anymore?
Look at it this way - she put more effort into getting you a surprise present. Sucks still though. I'm sorry for you :(
8 48 youre a dumb bitch, go to hell
God if she were a funny girl she wouldve gotten you herpes instead, the gift that keeps on giving
LOL sorrry no returns ;)
Yay for Birthdayyy sexxx
Some people are fucking retarded/ass holes. Who would mark this as a Good Night?
I guess oral VD sucks for you
God it is so annoying when people say "mine was so much funnier why didn't mine get posted" clearly your text wasn't actually all that funny!
Good blow job = better than sex! (most of the time... not always)
b day bjs are awesome. vd sucks
DAMN that sucks!!!! i can relate
EVEN IF WE ONLY GO TO MYYYY HOUSE
Wow you got VD and didn't even have sex with her, talk about adding insult to injury
that sucks hahahahha..but you kinda deserved it for sleeping with someone that nasty :/
Who was this girl that she gave you VD from a BJ. I guess it is true what they say about a dog's mouth being cleaner than human's. What kind of STDs does she have swimming around in there?? Advice... higher standards!
Please inform me. Whats a vd?
Well guess what I just got to BJs in a row so I laugh at u
Life is like a box of chocolates......
it's unlikely to get a VD from receiving a blow job. Not impossible, just unlikely.
why does this shit get posted and not fuckin mine... this isn't funny FUCK YOU MODS!
Woah 1:11 that is grose dude u don't give yourself a BJ... Freaj
How did 20 people rate this as a good night?!
Been there done that
Well if it's herpes.. That's a birthday gift that just keeps on giving =)