for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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cool whip is disgusting
Having jerked out these last words as soldiers do and waved his arms as if flinging something to the ground, the drummer- a lean, handsome soldier of forty- looked sternly at the singers and screwed up his eyes. Then having satisfied himself that all eyes were fixed on him, he raised both arms as if carefully lifting some invisible but precious object above his head and, holding it there for some seconds, suddenly flung it down and began:
PENGUINS RESIST DEATH TO CAPUTCHIN MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!
don't let him squirt cool whip up your vag! Lemme tell ya waking up and seeing ants climbing in is not a happy site! ... Or feeling...
like omg he's soooooo romantic!
12:44 that's gross. maybe you should have showered...
I love 618, way to represent...
1:09 hahaha. Thats the only thing I thought of when I read it. Cool hwhip.
i think you mean cool Hwhip.
dump that cheapskate. get yourself someone who doesn't think splurging is buying name brand whipped cream.
Either that, or avoid using the cool whip in the barn...
hwhy am i saying hwhat hwhat hway?
aha the good ol 618. i happen to live there also. i understand.
good night for you, but next time go for the canned stuff
Cdale and their aldis
My safe word will be HWhiskey