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  • cool whip is disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:47am
  • Having jerked out these last words as soldiers do and waved his arms as if flinging something to the ground, the drummer- a lean, handsome soldier of forty- looked sternly at the singers and screwed up his eyes. Then having satisfied himself that all eyes were fixed on him, he raised both arms as if carefully lifting some invisible but precious object above his head and, holding it there for some seconds, suddenly flung it down and began:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:48am
  • PENGUINS RESIST DEATH TO CAPUTCHIN MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:50am
  • don't let him squirt cool whip up your vag! Lemme tell ya waking up and seeing ants climbing in is not a happy site! ... Or feeling...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:44pm
  • like omg he's soooooo romantic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:49am
  • 12:44 that's gross. maybe you should have showered...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I love 618, way to represent...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 1:09 hahaha. Thats the only thing I thought of when I read it. Cool hwhip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:33pm
  • i think you mean cool Hwhip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:09pm
  • dump that cheapskate. get yourself someone who doesn't think splurging is buying name brand whipped cream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Either that, or avoid using the cool whip in the barn...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:05pm
  • aha the good ol 618. i happen to live there also. i understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:06pm
  • hwhy am i saying hwhat hwhat hway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:05am
  • good night for you, but next time go for the canned stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:46am
  • Cdale and their aldis

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 22, 10 at 4:13am
  • My safe word will be HWhiskey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:09pm