Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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