I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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