he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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