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  • 17 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:58pm
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    FYI - ALL girls are ONE drink away from being bi... should have drank more!

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12pm
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    yeah that is what i was thinking too.

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:41pm
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    5:58 is correct. girls all love kissing girls on the inside.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:23pm
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    ^^ Is that a Talladega Nights reference...I think it is, but I'm not sure.

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:32am
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    Dr. FUCKENSTEIN is back! Hahahahahaha!

  • 14 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:28pm
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    Haha this has got to be the most immature line of responses I have ever seen. A mixture of "FUCK" 500 times, stupid ass movie quotes (apparently that makes you "cool"), and people shouting back and forth about "getting" the joke. lol I will agree with most of you tho that pretty much all of the girls in the American Apparel ads are very, very fuckable ;)

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:04pm
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    oh shit i just got this. OP couldn't get it up. or couldn't get in the mood or whatever.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:38am
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    apparently what my friend meant was that while pretty much fucking a really hot girl, she didn't feel shit. I just thought that it was too confusing and funny so I decided to post it.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:16am
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    That doesnt make sense, if you're that fucked up then you are more likely to go both ways. Maybe you're just a huge vagina

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:37pm
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    i don't think people should be touching themselves like that...

  • 14 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:16am
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    wrong. greater drunk = greater sexual spectrum. it's just science.

  • 12 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:16pm
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    I like to picture my jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, cause it says I want to be formal, but I like to party.

  • 12 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:53am
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    11:20 I was thinking the exact same thing!

  • 14 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:11pm
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    12:08 #1, it's "Hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party."

  • 15 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:25am
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    Are you sure that isnt a chick with a mustache?

  • 14 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:56pm
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    pfft, you were probably never bi then.

  • 12 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:24pm
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    eyz nuttin butt po white trash

  • 11 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:34pm
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    ^that ones my favorite

  • 11 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:08pm
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    12:04, Nope, you're still retarded. You didnt get it.

  • 9 12
    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 23, 10 at 11:10pm
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    Who would 'good night' this? Being bi is awesome! Tons more flavors. ;)

  • 10 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:13pm
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    okay nevermind I just saw one at the top of another text wtf IS that thing it's terrifying

  • 10 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:08pm
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    Um, hello. My name is Rico, and I'm the stuntman.

  • 12 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:41am
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    Newsflash: 90% of "bisexual" teenagers aren't really, they just have a desperate urge to be different.

  • 9 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:36pm
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    Well everyone, since 12:28 has a stick in their ass, quoting movies is not allowed unless you are "immature."

  • 13 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:36am
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    Something in this thread smells... Any idea what it is?

  • 12 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:24am
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    That dude is the epitome of ugly. Thank god that I ( unlike the OP ), am bi, so I have more than one option :)

  • 10 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:50am
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    11:42, douchebag or not, it's the truth. Being a douchebag doesn't mean you can't be right.

  • 11 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:30am
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  • 10 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:11pm
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    hahahaha 11:09--that's great.

  • 11 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:02pm
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    I'm assuming that this is a guy who couldn't get it up or a girl when drunk....so its not like when people drink and get all touchy feely with everyone. He's saying "either i'm too drunk to get it up, or i'm no longer bi"

  • 10 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:43pm
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    PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA

  • 11 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:30am
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    Sweetjeesus I love waffles!

  • 9 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:09am
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    12:22 #1 loll I know I like to picture him as Gordon not so much in the corduroy pants

  • 12 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:22pm
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    But Gordon in the corduroy pants is sexy.

  • 0 1
    Submitted by shescalledhenry on May 9, 12 at 6:12pm
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    I'm 90% sure the OP is a dude...

  • 10 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:06pm
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    okay where the fuck are these mythical thermochromatic shirt ads with the hideous thingy? my banner at the stop isn't one of the specific AA ads, it just has some random clothing and their name. also the AA girls totally look like jailbait and like half of them have no tits

  • 8 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:14am
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    unsure how to respond...first?

  • 11 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:35pm
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    i totally agree with 12:30

  • 9 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:42am
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    Newsflash, 11:41 is a douche bag

  • 10 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:29am
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    (>^_^)># Waffles anyone?

  • 8 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:44pm
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    Two of my favorite pastimes

  • 7 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:01pm
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    the thermochromatic guy/girl is SO ugly and disgusting!

  • 9 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:26am
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    I still want to stick my wee-wee in the chick wearing the bowtie.

  • 9 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:48pm
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    We had those shirts in the 90s and called them "Hypercolor". No one wanted them then.

  • 7 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:22pm
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    holy jeebus alive the poop made me laugh out loud

  • 9 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:20am
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    ...... I literally just now understood the thermochromatic advertisement. The shirt changes colors due to body heat. Over the past few days, all I've registered is how ultimately fugly the dude is.

  • 7 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:56am
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    does anyone else think the girl with the scrunchies looks like jail bait?

  • 7 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:22am
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    11:20 ahhahahahhaahahah i just now realized that too ! eww so gross andd 5:58 your so right on this.. i would know :P

  • 6 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:47pm
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    12:28 is a cry baby bitch, whine some more will you. Go home, lock yourself in a closet and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication. Va Jay Jay

  • 7 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:29pm
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    why the hell would anyone want a shirt that changes color because of heat? btw, I was distracted by the hideous model too.

  • 5 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:52am
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    Ok, you're right, douche bag

  • 6 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:29pm
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    11:32 is a total douchebag...

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