then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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