the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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