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  • 54 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:43am

    4:11 and 11:45 are so right. howwwwwww do you not know what DD stands for?

  • 49 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:35pm

    Designated driver...

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:57pm

    way to see the glass half full... we could all take a lesson from this guy

  • 41 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:22pm

    no 4:11, some people just don't abbreviate designated driver.

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:01pm

    This is a stupid text. Yo?

  • 42 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:45pm

    this is so fucking simple and youre ruining it your assholes. the girl is preggs so he has a garaunteed ride home after the open bar at the wedding....really a big fucking group of doucheheads here

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:58pm

    Please fucking kill "your girl" and then yourself. This country is already overpopulated with dumb fucking retards.

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:24pm

    hahahaah im wondering if hes already married to the prego girl cuz if he is, thats a great way to look at the situation...if he isnt, well it gives him a reason to drink to excess

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:53pm

    I'll be honest, I thought he meant by the time the wedding rolled around, her breasts would be DD in size. Either way, way to look on the bright side.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    Hahaha! Very clever. ;)

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:42pm

    i swear this whole website is about shutting everyone down..... wow tough guys with your keyboards. stop being whiny beaches

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:50pm

    if he was referring to bra size, he most likely would have typed something along the lines of DD's/DDs. ergo, it's Designated Driver. and this text is why i'm glad i live in the 410/443.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:57pm

    I was thinking the same as 2:53

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:02pm

    But now the question is...is it his wedding, or someone else's they are just going to?

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:00pm

    due date? HAHA idiot. this guy is stoked that he can go to a wedding and get plastered and not have to worry about finding a DESIGNATED DRIVER.

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Orisit on Mar 10, 10 at 6:45am

    Double Dildo...TaDaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:05pm

    My jaw just dropped. Hahahaha.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:42pm

    some people are truly retarded on this site

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:16pm

    I wrote the text. I also thought everyone knew that DD was designated driver.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:20pm

    To answer that question we would need to look up that area code

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:11pm

    ...yo? this made me laugh though. always think on the bright side

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:36pm

    thats a man who see's the postive in everything

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:25pm

    Ahahaha Dude that's a FAIL

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:48pm

    hahahahah first one to legit make me laugh out loud

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:05pm

    Knee that bitch in the uterus while she's sleeping. Then follow 5:58PMs instructions. He's right.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:11pm

    i thought the whole world knew dd was designated driver. you guys are so retarded its not even funny.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 14, 11 at 9:35pm

    This is pretty clever!

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:55am

    ummm doesn't he mean that he's stoked about his wife having a DD as in a 'double d' breast size for the wedding? that's what i thought...

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:12pm

    wooww is designated driver, cause if she's pregnat she can't drink. 1:51 you're a dumb ass

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:29pm

    Obviously not clever enough to figure out how to use a condom...

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:33am

    The whole world is not America!

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:15pm

    agree with 2:12 and 1:42...some of you are absolutely stupid. clearly if she is pregnant and remotely intelligent, she's not going to drink...this text is fucking hilarious.

  • 22 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:45pm

    You need to pull a hail mary and get a Taxi. You won't have to pay the cabbie for the next 18 years!