Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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no 4:11, some people just don't abbreviate designated driver.
I'll be honest, I thought he meant by the time the wedding rolled around, her breasts would be DD in size. Either way, way to look on the bright side.
4:11 and 11:45 are so right. howwwwwww do you not know what DD stands for?
way to see the glass half full... we could all take a lesson from this guy
this is so fucking simple and youre ruining it your assholes. the girl is preggs so he has a garaunteed ride home after the open bar at the wedding....really a big fucking group of doucheheads here
I was thinking the same as 2:53
hahahaah im wondering if hes already married to the prego girl cuz if he is, thats a great way to look at the situation...if he isnt, well it gives him a reason to drink to excess
To answer that question we would need to look up that area code
Hahaha! Very clever. ;)
This is a stupid text. Yo?
ummm doesn't he mean that he's stoked about his wife having a DD as in a 'double d' breast size for the wedding?
that's what i thought...
if he was referring to bra size, he most likely would have typed something along the lines of DD's/DDs. ergo, it's Designated Driver.
and this text is why i'm glad i live in the 410/443.
Please fucking kill "your girl" and then yourself. This country is already overpopulated with dumb fucking retards.
But now the question is...is it his wedding, or someone else's they are just going to?
Knee that bitch in the uterus while she's sleeping. Then follow 5:58PMs instructions. He's right.
due date? HAHA idiot.
this guy is stoked that he can go to a wedding and get plastered and not have to worry about finding a DESIGNATED DRIVER.
some people are truly retarded on this site
Obviously not clever enough to figure out how to use a condom...
My jaw just dropped. Hahahaha.
this made me laugh though. always think on the bright side
agree with 2:12 and 1:42...some of you are absolutely stupid.
clearly if she is pregnant and remotely intelligent, she's not going to drink...this text is fucking hilarious.
I wrote the text. I also thought everyone knew that DD was designated driver.
wooww is designated driver, cause if she's pregnat she can't drink. 1:51 you're a dumb ass
i swear this whole website is about shutting everyone down..... wow tough guys with your keyboards. stop being whiny beaches
i thought the whole world knew dd was designated driver. you guys are so retarded its not even funny.
thats a man who see's the postive in everything
Dude that's a FAIL
You need to pull a hail mary and get a Taxi. You won't have to pay the cabbie for the next 18 years!
hahahahah first one to legit make me laugh out loud
This is pretty clever!
The whole world is not America!