Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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no 4:11, some people just don't abbreviate designated driver.
4:11 and 11:45 are so right. howwwwwww do you not know what DD stands for?
I'll be honest, I thought he meant by the time the wedding rolled around, her breasts would be DD in size. Either way, way to look on the bright side.
this is so fucking simple and youre ruining it your assholes. the girl is preggs so he has a garaunteed ride home after the open bar at the wedding....really a big fucking group of doucheheads here
way to see the glass half full... we could all take a lesson from this guy
hahahaah im wondering if hes already married to the prego girl cuz if he is, thats a great way to look at the situation...if he isnt, well it gives him a reason to drink to excess
I was thinking the same as 2:53
Please fucking kill "your girl" and then yourself. This country is already overpopulated with dumb fucking retards.
if he was referring to bra size, he most likely would have typed something along the lines of DD's/DDs. ergo, it's Designated Driver.
and this text is why i'm glad i live in the 410/443.
This is a stupid text. Yo?
ummm doesn't he mean that he's stoked about his wife having a DD as in a 'double d' breast size for the wedding?
that's what i thought...
Knee that bitch in the uterus while she's sleeping. Then follow 5:58PMs instructions. He's right.
some people are truly retarded on this site
But now the question is...is it his wedding, or someone else's they are just going to?
due date? HAHA idiot.
this guy is stoked that he can go to a wedding and get plastered and not have to worry about finding a DESIGNATED DRIVER.
To answer that question we would need to look up that area code
Hahaha! Very clever. ;)
this made me laugh though. always think on the bright side
I wrote the text. I also thought everyone knew that DD was designated driver.
My jaw just dropped. Hahahaha.
i swear this whole website is about shutting everyone down..... wow tough guys with your keyboards. stop being whiny beaches
Obviously not clever enough to figure out how to use a condom...
Dude that's a FAIL
wooww is designated driver, cause if she's pregnat she can't drink. 1:51 you're a dumb ass
agree with 2:12 and 1:42...some of you are absolutely stupid.
clearly if she is pregnant and remotely intelligent, she's not going to drink...this text is fucking hilarious.
i thought the whole world knew dd was designated driver. you guys are so retarded its not even funny.
thats a man who see's the postive in everything
hahahahah first one to legit make me laugh out loud
This is pretty clever!
You need to pull a hail mary and get a Taxi. You won't have to pay the cabbie for the next 18 years!
The whole world is not America!