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  • no 4:11, some people just don't abbreviate designated driver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:22pm
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  • I'll be honest, I thought he meant by the time the wedding rolled around, her breasts would be DD in size. Either way, way to look on the bright side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:53pm
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  • Designated driver...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:35pm
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  • 4:11 and 11:45 are so right. howwwwwww do you not know what DD stands for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:43am
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  • way to see the glass half full... we could all take a lesson from this guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:57pm
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  • this is so fucking simple and youre ruining it your assholes. the girl is preggs so he has a garaunteed ride home after the open bar at the wedding....really a big fucking group of doucheheads here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:45pm
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  • I was thinking the same as 2:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:57pm
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  • hahahaah im wondering if hes already married to the prego girl cuz if he is, thats a great way to look at the situation...if he isnt, well it gives him a reason to drink to excess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:24pm
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  • This is a stupid text. Yo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:01pm
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  • Please fucking kill "your girl" and then yourself. This country is already overpopulated with dumb fucking retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:58pm
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  • Hahaha! Very clever. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:27pm
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  • if he was referring to bra size, he most likely would have typed something along the lines of DD's/DDs. ergo, it's Designated Driver. and this text is why i'm glad i live in the 410/443.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:50pm
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  • ummm doesn't he mean that he's stoked about his wife having a DD as in a 'double d' breast size for the wedding? that's what i thought...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:55am
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  • To answer that question we would need to look up that area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:20pm
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  • Knee that bitch in the uterus while she's sleeping. Then follow 5:58PMs instructions. He's right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:05pm
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  • But now the question is...is it his wedding, or someone else's they are just going to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • due date? HAHA idiot. this guy is stoked that he can go to a wedding and get plastered and not have to worry about finding a DESIGNATED DRIVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:00pm
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  • Obviously not clever enough to figure out how to use a condom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:29pm
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  • agree with 2:12 and 1:42...some of you are absolutely stupid. clearly if she is pregnant and remotely intelligent, she's not going to drink...this text is fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:15pm
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  • some people are truly retarded on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:42pm
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  • ...yo? this made me laugh though. always think on the bright side

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:11pm
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  • My jaw just dropped. Hahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:05pm
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  • I wrote the text. I also thought everyone knew that DD was designated driver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:16pm
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  • thats a man who see's the postive in everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:36pm
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  • wooww is designated driver, cause if she's pregnat she can't drink. 1:51 you're a dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:12pm
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  • i swear this whole website is about shutting everyone down..... wow tough guys with your keyboards. stop being whiny beaches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • Ahahaha Dude that's a FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:25pm
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  • i thought the whole world knew dd was designated driver. you guys are so retarded its not even funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:11pm
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  • You need to pull a hail mary and get a Taxi. You won't have to pay the cabbie for the next 18 years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:45pm
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  • hahahahah first one to legit make me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:48pm
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  • Double Dildo...TaDaaaaaaaaa!!!

    Submitted by Orisit on Mar 10, 10 at 6:45am
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  • This is pretty clever!

    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 14, 11 at 9:35pm
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  • The whole world is not America!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:33am
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