Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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no 4:11, some people just don't abbreviate designated driver.
I'll be honest, I thought he meant by the time the wedding rolled around, her breasts would be DD in size. Either way, way to look on the bright side.
4:11 and 11:45 are so right. howwwwwww do you not know what DD stands for?
way to see the glass half full... we could all take a lesson from this guy
I was thinking the same as 2:53
this is so fucking simple and youre ruining it your assholes. the girl is preggs so he has a garaunteed ride home after the open bar at the wedding....really a big fucking group of doucheheads here
hahahaah im wondering if hes already married to the prego girl cuz if he is, thats a great way to look at the situation...if he isnt, well it gives him a reason to drink to excess
This is a stupid text. Yo?
ummm doesn't he mean that he's stoked about his wife having a DD as in a 'double d' breast size for the wedding?
that's what i thought...
if he was referring to bra size, he most likely would have typed something along the lines of DD's/DDs. ergo, it's Designated Driver.
and this text is why i'm glad i live in the 410/443.
Please fucking kill "your girl" and then yourself. This country is already overpopulated with dumb fucking retards.
Hahaha! Very clever. ;)
But now the question is...is it his wedding, or someone else's they are just going to?
due date? HAHA idiot.
this guy is stoked that he can go to a wedding and get plastered and not have to worry about finding a DESIGNATED DRIVER.
some people are truly retarded on this site
Knee that bitch in the uterus while she's sleeping. Then follow 5:58PMs instructions. He's right.
To answer that question we would need to look up that area code
this made me laugh though. always think on the bright side
I wrote the text. I also thought everyone knew that DD was designated driver.
Obviously not clever enough to figure out how to use a condom...
wooww is designated driver, cause if she's pregnat she can't drink. 1:51 you're a dumb ass
agree with 2:12 and 1:42...some of you are absolutely stupid.
clearly if she is pregnant and remotely intelligent, she's not going to drink...this text is fucking hilarious.
i swear this whole website is about shutting everyone down..... wow tough guys with your keyboards. stop being whiny beaches
My jaw just dropped. Hahahaha.
i thought the whole world knew dd was designated driver. you guys are so retarded its not even funny.
Dude that's a FAIL
thats a man who see's the postive in everything
hahahahah first one to legit make me laugh out loud
You need to pull a hail mary and get a Taxi. You won't have to pay the cabbie for the next 18 years!
This is pretty clever!
The whole world is not America!