I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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