He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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Alcohol tends to keep my bf hard for hours. We have the best drunk sex.
I prefer dick not tongue.
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol
Plus, I doubt someone too drunk to get it hard, is gonna want to concentrate enough to lick my pussy until I cum...just sayin
Drunk sex is the shiznit
What does that have to do with anything? If you can't get hard when you're drunk, you can't get hard when you're drunk. Jerking off before the club should not get in the way of your ability to get a boner hours later. It is simply meant as a means to make you not crave sex as much.
Haha guys that can't get hard suck.
lmfao this happened to me once!
As long as he's hood with his mouth it's fine...
haha. My friend actually posted one of my texts up.
1.) His name is Dan
2.) I did not leave with him
He wasn't too drunk he was doing blow. No matter how drunk a guy is, as long as the girl is hot, he should have no problem getting it up. When you do too much coke your dick turns into a paintbrush.
I call BULLSHIT! Cocaine turns women into animals and men into plants. Unless your get yourself DIRECTLY BEFORE your first snort, your dick ain't going nowhere.
what's wrong with being hard for little boys and goats?
If you haven't left the club with him yet, then don't. Whisky dick is no fun.
lol, "yet". She's determined to see this thing through.
3:56 obviously hasent been shitfaced drunk before...
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Damn boy needs to work on his game and clearly stop drinking now if they're still at the club....preventative measures dude
3:31 is stalking me and can still suck my cock
This happened to me, but we were at his house, he couldn't get hard and kept sayin:I'm not like this !!\nBlame it on the alcohol lol
4:12 only gets hard for little boys
Did anyone ever think he probably got off before he even got to the club
i liked the time between 4:24 and 4:31..like there was "little boys" and then 7 minutes of sitting there AGONIZING how to follow it up. ::pats him on the head:: there there, you did good.
this sounds like a guy i dated from the same area code
i agree with 3:56...coke dick is real!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
That situation always suckssssssssssss.
Tell him to get a ED prescription.