Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Did he, at least, give you a reach around?
Great! Now maybe say it in a remotely feminine tone and it'd be slightly attractive.
First world problems!
What makes you think that the OP is a dude? I mean the friend said to say it feminine, makes me think she's just a tomboy type of girl...?? No ?