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  • Fancy hotel suite the day after Christmas. College sophomore. He nailed it. 5 years later we got married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Candles, rose petals, champagne, lingerie. Made love once then FUCKED all night :) Good times, good times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:49pm
  • i actually lost mine outside in a field at night. lots of stars out. next to a lake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:07am
  • I lost mine in my own room, sober, without regretting it, with candles. HIGH FIVE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:57am
  • lost mine when i was 15 at a dave matthews concert on the lawn at the tweeter center in philly to my buddies 18 yr old sister while he was passed out on the chair next to me. best way to lose it ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:44am
  • i've not lost mine yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:56am
  • 10:24 dirt pine needles and shitty teen pop sucks for you I lost mine in my bedroom on a wednesday afternoon so it was still light outside, no candles necessary. :P My bed kinda broke tho cuz the mattress fell through the frame cuz a piece to keep the wood frame from moving out was missing :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I had the lights on when I lost my virginity, that's kind of like candles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:25am
  • I lost mine on my wedding night in a candlelit room...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I lost mine in the back of a 1970 Dodge Challenger (yes, that is WITH a Hemi!) listening to Metallica's Promiser of Sorrow.... it was amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:51am
  • my sister so did... and i made fun of her for it. mainly because she set it up herself... lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Actually, if I'm remembering it right, the hooker did have a candle or two burning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:59am
  • I lost mine sober, in a guys room, with a black light and pretty much the whole ride the lighting album played.. It was amazing better than candle lit rooms trust me!

    Submitted by foreverfallen1 on May 28, 10 at 12:56am
  • I lost mine in the back of a Jeep cherokee at a baseball field... and then the cops came.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:08am
  • I lost my virginity in a cabin on a mountainside in tennessee during christmas. The fireplace was lit and it was so romantic :D He proposed the next morning<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:42am
  • no one should be proud of losing it to beyonce's single ladies. absolutely not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:55am
  • lost mine at 22 to my 24 year old virgin boyfriend. not being teenagers doesn't mean it won't be nervous, awkward, and short, but it was sweet and without the risk of parental discovery. i always wonder about the people who make a big deal out of how romantic their wedding night first sex was. for the bride, it's messy, bloody, painful, and yet here are two women throwing it in our faces. what do you think you're proving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:49pm
  • I didn't have candles lit during the actual act, but we had a candle lit bath afterwards, does that count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:03am
  • There were candles, and they were lit, and we romanced the pants off of each other quite literally. So there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:22am
  • ive still got my vcard, and im 18. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Does the back room of a gift store count? It had lots of candles....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:28am
  • i lost mine while taking out the trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:30pm
  • i lost mine in the woods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Lost mine in my own bed, sober and looking back it was actually decent. Not romantic but whatever i didn't want it to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:48am
  • October 19 1996. Guest room at my parents house while they were out of town. It was so planned and rushed that there were no candles lit that night, but we lit them often during later encounters. Right guy? Absolutely. I love him always, no matter where he is. I don't regret it at all, and in later years I did so much stupid shit that I can't believe that losing my virginity was one of the few things I didn't manage to screw up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:52am
  • sure there are a fair few girls who have lost their virginity to a candle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:24am
  • so many of you guys are so judgemental... why you gotta bring a stranger down? there's really no point. of course, one could say there's no point in my interfering. so whatever. i just think there are better things to do than be rude to people you will probably never meet. so find those things. no one likes being dissed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:50am
  • 7:28 LMAO Lol I'm waiting till marriage too, but I'm not gonna be stuck up about it xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:05pm
  • I was lucky enough for the guy to light candles on the room, sadly he spent more time lighting the candles than he actually lasted. Pros & cons :S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:51am
  • Me and my girlfriend said we would not have sex until we were out of highschool so the night we graduated she was over at my house and this was not planned because we were talking when we remembered what we said when we were in 9th grade next thing I know she is stripping and we had sex. It was awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Apparently no one else makes the connection from the text to Debbie Does Dallas...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:17pm
  • i lost mine in prison

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:09pm
  • I did. The candles were the best part. Epic fail

    Submitted by nchristine on Mar 13, 10 at 7:41pm
  • does a church count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Yeah...I lost mine in the back of a military school bus. That's close enough, right? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:35am
  • 12:22 has some MAJOR issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Hi my name is Barry and I lost my virginity in a candle filled room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:23am
  • lost mine in the bed of a dumptruck in a park and ride. fuck..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:13am
  • totally thought i was in love with my boyfriend, he lit candles, had rose petals on his bed... and it lasted three minutes. I didn't even know it has started.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:49pm
  • stairwell at my first internship. i ended up getting a job from it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:47am
  • dear 6:57, i hope you wouldn't be grouping all teenage romances into the same category. because it sounds to me like you're calling me easy. in which case i would be highly offended. -ALM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:33am
  • I lost mine in my boyfriend at the time's bedroom in the middle of the day of St. Patrick's Day. Win! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:44am
  • lost mine in a park behind some bushes next to a Little League field where a game was going on. Also got anal. Weird that the day you lose your virginity you also get anal..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:21am
  • So the more people I talk to the more confused I get. Is being a virgin a good thing or a bad thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:03am
  • i did but it was during a power outage... so i think thats cheating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:32pm
  • are you on crack 2:51?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:02pm
  • 9:25 at least you wanted to look at each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:27am
  • One night stand, met the guy that day, and never saw him again. Beats all that sappy shit. I just wanted to get it over with and not deal with the stupid emotional connection. I was smart enough to know that It's rare you end up with your "first love." (note: I said rare, not "it never happens.") Eh, when sex is too serious, it's no fun! I don't live in a movie, so my sex life will NEVER mirror one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:16pm
  • still have mine. bummer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:18pm
  • i did. it was still terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:32pm
  • My boyfriend's bed. It was boring but he was adorably nervous, and in time he developed skillz. Practice, practice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 9:28 it could count if you wanted it too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:29am
  • LOL!! 9:51 Sounds fukn awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:58am
  • i lost mine to my mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:39pm
  • hahah. in the woods. klasssy on my part...

    Submitted by ojm123 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:48pm
  • there was a candle. does that count? and miss 6:57, you dont have to be married to light candles for sex!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:28pm
  • On a couch, in a candle lit room...with Quantum of Solace on the tv. I still don't know what happens in the first hour of that movie...and I dont really care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:33pm
  • i did--it's called waiting till your wedding night-- not just screwing the first horny teenage boy that gives you a second glance and makes an offer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:57pm
  • lost mine to a bet. my high school football team sucked so i bet my bf that if they actually won a game he could get some....everyone knew about it, after the game that they won by like 4 touchdowns the head coach came up to me and told me to have a fun night...it was alright, not great but alright

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:40am
  • So apparently this became the thread where everyone posts how they lost their virginity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:23am
  • Vvvv gross.

    Submitted by sugary on Jul 27, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Lost mine in my sister's apartment. :) I told him I was just on my period and he didn't even seem to think I was inexperienced.

    Submitted by PlatypusParasol on Jul 2, 10 at 10:18am
  • I lost mine at one of those resorts with the Champagne Glass hot tubs, very romantical...would have been better if he was able to get it up the first night LOL. I can laugh now cause I'm not with him hahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:07pm
  • thank you 12:35!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:52am
  • I did! Only two candles...but still...it was nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:09pm
  • does the backseat of a ford escort count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:21pm
  • i lost mine on the beach with no blanket, sounded romantic at the time, but was horriable! Sand in place I couldnt imagine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:04am
  • 11:15 - i know this boy!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 8:29pm
  • August 21 9:51- Metallica's Promiser of Sorrow.... PHAIL The song is Harvester of Sorrow. It was done back when Metallica still had a smidgen of talent. At least you dodn't lose your virginity to the Black Album or anything Metallica did after that. At least you have a shred of dignity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:30pm
  • in a cabin on a snowboarding trip. with candles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:32pm
  • top corner of a football stadium at night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:57am
  • I did, in alberta too. Of course it ended halfway through when his roomate started banging on the door demanding to borrow his hair gel. There aren't enough candles in the world to make up for that sort of awkwardness...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:44pm
  • i had 3 candles lit. LoL. and serj tankian screaming on my tv. *thumbs up*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:17pm
  • I did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:48pm
  • "in the back of a car on a blanket from mexico, parked in a well-lit parking lot behind the movie theater, while listening to beyonce's single ladies, on valentine's day. perfect." why on earth would people thumbs down that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:23am
  • I did not lose my virginity to a candle but don't borrow my hairbrush!! ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:04pm
  • on a hotel bathroom floor. how classy can you get? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:34am
  • in a park. not quite as romantic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:21pm
  • i did not. i lost mine in a limo haha <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:24pm
  • I lost mine in the sunroom of a cottage that had been unlocked, a few cottages down from my own. In the middle of the afternoon, getting bitten to death by black flies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:28am
  • passenger seat of a 07' convertible mustang, roof down, ludicris blaring. the only thing i regret is the guy. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:08pm
  • lost mine on the beach looking up at the stars :) it was really great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:24pm
  • When I lost mine there were candles, but I was also in a frat house... So there's a bit of a trade off there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I lost mine on the step side of a dodge..it sucked :/

    Submitted by lace2010 on Jun 13, 10 at 6:51pm
  • hot tub beats all (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:37am
  • ^hahaha, word. no candles for me.. it was the middle of the day bright as helllll. ahh the joys of high school, sneaking in (and out of) the house before your mom gets home from work. whatev

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:10am
  • haha i lost mine while listening to less than jake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:27am
  • I lost mine in a candlelit bedroom with fuzzy handcuffs, a blindfold, and background music the day before my mom's birthday. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:54pm
  • sounded like you were confessing a problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:24am
  • i lost mine with 'space balls' playing in the background, that good enough?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:49am
  • 2:33, are you talking about Samford? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:33am
  • I get vcards from retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 12:29 should also start sucking it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:58pm
  • 9:43 that sounds awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:47am
  • I wish i did. i lost mine in a full moonlit backyard sometime between the lawn chair and in the pool...And he was drunk! and persistant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:43am
  • 10:09 i lost mine in the woods to! while his little portable speakers thing was playing shake it by metrostation....... i went home covered in dirt and pine needles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:24am
  • wtf is wrong to losing it to single ladies? it's a fun, upbeat song. why do you guys have a problem with that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:32am
  • i had candles, music, romance, the whole deal. looking back it was nice but not necessary haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:38am
  • My friend Eric did. lol funny thing is he's not a romantic at all. He's way more of a douche bag...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:13am
  • mine was in my boyfriend's room...we put his matress on the floor cause his bed was making too mich noise (his whole family was downstairs) ( and on his birthday may I add). everything was going fine, until his mom walked in. aparently they frown upon two 16 year olds having sex in their home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:49am
  • Hi...I'm from Pittsburgh and I lost mine in my own bedroom full of candles and 5 dozen roses ...some in peddle form and others in vases. Boyfriend had kicked me out of the house when my parents where gone one weekend. I'd do it all over again...it was the one thing in my life that went the right way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:49pm
  • 6.04 using it for the wrong hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Me! In my basement, on a fold-out bed, with two candles on the table next to us. I burned my hand lighting one of them.

    Submitted by JackSparrow on Feb 12, 10 at 9:53pm
  • I lost it with your mother. Just now. Came like a horse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:23pm
  • I lost mine in Jersey. Classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:37am
  • I did, but only becasue he didn't have electricity or running water. In the morning I realized that the 'scar' on his back was really back hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:57am
  • I still am a virgin and I DEFINATELY want to lose it in a candle filled room. send you prayers =p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:14pm
  • lost mine while watching waterboy and incredibly stoned. he was fucking hot so who cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:28pm
  • haha I did too, with Blink 182 on in the background. Romantic. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:24am
  • 9:22 wow musta been nice i have another story ..not so romantic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:25am
  • This past august, while watching True Life : I'm in the marijuana business. No candles but a dark room and a tv make for the candle effect. WINNING.

    Submitted by yaylleigh on Dec 23, 11 at 11:38pm
  • candles, joe playing in the back ground, wrong guy. found out he was a man whore (who ironically went to a christian school!).... regret the person not the *where,when*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:15pm
  • yes, 9:23, i actually did. -9:22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:24am
  • I almost lost mine in a Harry-Potter type room under my friend's staircase... Glad I didn't :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:08am
  • In the back of my truck in the woods, he finished in my face after I told him not to. Not my finest memory... Wish I had waited for candles. Whoops

    Submitted by ladylay22 on May 13, 10 at 10:31pm
  • ^^^^^^^^^ I lost it in YOUR ASS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:25pm
  • in my candlelit dorm room, to the man I'm gonna marry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:09pm
  • you really said suck it? and you actually lost your viginity?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I was 14, and in my friends bathroom with my boyfriend. i usually give him a quick bj but all of a sudden we started having crazy condomless sex. ive been sexually active for 3 years and still havent had sex with candles. too corny. plus, 80% of the sex I have are quickies so no time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:57am
  • No one else saw the True Blood reference here?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:35am
  • 2:10 - i love you hahahah. i had the same exact experience - not losing it - but with the second guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:54am
  • sorry:( my boyfriend's quite the romantic. i got lucky. :) -9:22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:26am
  • Her place. Her sofa. Never made it to the bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:42am
  • Lost mine last mondayin my bedroom to my ex best freinds ex boy friend. No condom. Im 15 hes 19. A little scare of the fact. No lite candles but i have many in my room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:57pm
  • I lost mine in a candle filled room with the song "colorblind" playing in the background. It also only lasted for that one song. I think it took longer for us to light the candles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:31am
  • what's a traboboline?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:27pm
  • i actually did! candles and all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:37am
  • Word 1249. Lost mine at 17 2 weeks into dating a guy, ended up dating him 2 years. No candles, no Bullshit and I don't regret it one bit. People thing of virginity too highly. I'm SO glad I'll have experence for my wedding night. I'm sure my future husband will be too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Had sex on the pitchers mound of my baseball field..had to pitch the next day on it..Luckily I was the only one that scored on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:23pm
  • If by candle you mean the lighters we used to smoke our crack with then yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Mine was on my other friend's bunkbed after school Wack, i know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:54am
  • wow...what memories...candle light...chablis...classical music on low... I remember every detail... Thank you, Julie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:03am
  • hahaha DUDE! I TOTALLY did! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:16am
  • I LOST MINE TO MY CAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I saved a girls life and in return she gave me my passage to manhood. basically the manly version of the candles

    Submitted by daddyfatsack on Mar 27, 11 at 10:42pm
  • i lost mine one drunken night. not ecactly romantic. the kicker was it was with some random guy i just met and he was ugly too. but if you wanna meet people that loose it with candels try going to a small christian school. i know a whole school of kids who will prob loose it that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:33pm
  • 9:51 with the Challenger, You are my HERO!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:58am
  • hahahaha this is great...the value of virginity is soooo gone with some of these places. gotta love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:14am
  • 10:07 that sounds like a country song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:10am
  • 9:51 here... and yes, yes it was awesome! Everytime I hear metallica now 'Ginger' twitches a little =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:02am
  • My sister lost hers in a hotel room with candles, roses, the whole nine. Me, after waiting a year and a half with the guy I'm in love with lost it in the back of his car in his shop where he works on cars...not romantic, but I wouldn't change a thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:40am
  • lost mine in a room full of candles, rose petals and sugar dipped strawberries. We were both virgins and it was planned. The sex was lousy, but at least I don't regret it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:22am
  • 9:22 its ok i married a really great guy xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:29am
  • Lost it in my boyfriends bed no candles in the morning... When we were done he said don't you think you should be getting to school now? Isn't that romantic not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:53pm
  • lost mine in the back of a truck bed after watching a nascar race...the next morning... classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:21am
  • There was porno still on while I was playing "will this fit?" for the first time. Does that count? Ahhh sluts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:07pm
  • I had this crazy day-light balanced lamp that looked blue shining in the corner. Fake daylight, night sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:43am
  • i lost mine with one of the es boyfriend.. he wasnt my boyfriend at the time... in the backseat while two other friends where in the front seats.. with nelly furtado's man eater and justin timberlake's sexy back on my 17th birthday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:18pm
  • in the back of a car on a blanket from mexico, parked in a well-lit parking lot behind the movie theater, while listening to beyonce's single ladies, on valentine's day. perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I did. Then he used a candle to light his cigarette and went out on the roof lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:32am
  • hey 11:50...i'm a dude, so who really cares. what's up now bitch. yeah that's what i thought. suck it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:24pm
  • is this a place to tell about how you lost your virginity? cuz pretty much noone cares unless it was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:45am
  • you fail 12:18. get a treadmill, do some crunches, jerk off twice to Good Housekeeping, wipe the sweat off your forehead and go to a whorehouse and fuck the night away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Totally lost in a candle lit room. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:25am
  • my mom walked in about 20 seconds into looosing mine. GREAT TIMES..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:14pm
  • did it... then a year later got told... "that is the one thing i will regret for the rest of my life"... classic!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:40pm