they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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