he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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