My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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