No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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I'll never understand why people don't wear capes more often.
Because they arent cool enough for a cape.
I am drunk man man man man
Because it would get in the way when it came time to drunk stumble to the bathroom.
Drunk stumbling to the bathroom in a cape sounds epic.