For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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