whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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