i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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