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  • The Sake bomb is an entirely American concept...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:07am
  • is it just me or is this really weak?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:22pm
  • We drink moonshine bombs here in WV!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:13am
  • In Soviet Russia sake bomb TAKES YOU!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:00am
  • Really?? This is on TFLN?? Wow..... This text sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:29pm
  • I laughed harder at 2:25 than at this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:01am
  • four four oh, five two one, one seven four nine i'll do anything for a couple sake bombs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:15am
  • Don't say the word "bomb" in japan, I think they're still a little bitter over Hiroshima...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:54am
  • no one was bashin japan so calm ur little dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:47pm
  • have fun with your international texting bill.... sucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:00am
  • 2:39 Your wrong. And you're an idiot. It's 50 percent American, 50 percent Japanese Sake wether used in a bomb or not is still japanese. The mix is an American idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:23am
  • I will never drink sake again!!! But do love japan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:00am
  • why did this get posted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:46am
  • Shut the fuck up about soviet russia. Do you virgins actually think that shit is funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:33am
  • In the USSR. (soviet Russia) when u take your first sake bomb Japan loves you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:50pm
  • apparently no one here has ever had a sake bomb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:33am
  • you know the person may not actually be in Japan. they could just be grateful to Japan for the creation of Sake. regardless this text is idiotic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:05am
  • This is extremely dumb. It would be like if a text that said "I drank a beer today. I love Germany!" was posted. LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:35am
  • 1:20 I like the 'if a girl tells you to cock her, you cock her damnit!' posters (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:47am
  • a shot of sake droped in a glass of beer. or a shot of sake on top of 2 chopsticks on top of a mug of beer and then you pound the table untill the shot falls in then chug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:47am
  • i love how everyone tries and over analyzes every fucking text that is put on this site, like o thats fake or o who cares or o your so cool; who cares everyone still goes back to the site the next day anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:21pm
  • sake fuckin tastes like the smell of nail polish remover... nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:06am
  • 1:20 are you 12 fucking years old? You must be if you found any of those people even mildly humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:36am
  • This is fake. I am from Japan and they don't sake-bomb there. So lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:47am
  • I'm gonna feel like an idiot for asking... But what's a sake bomb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:30am
  • 703, I totally agree. TFLN has gotten so lame lately. Anyone under 25 should be banned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 10:31am
  • 11:39, what else do you expect from a culture so obsessed with alcohol? (I'm assuming the OP is american)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:44am
  • Seriously? Can someone at TFLN please contact me as to how I can get my $.99 back for this app.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:03am
  • No one cares about mylifeisfly you idiot. But this post is excellent. And I agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Yeah there's no sake bomb in Japan, nor are there chicken balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:33am
  • thank you, 12:07 i doubt this person was in japan at all, but rather assumed it was a japanese concept and thanked japan for making it. it's 100% american.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:39am
  • Lmao I can't get enough of Soviet Russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:29am
  • Drinking is a part of japanese culture. I love drinking in japan. I LOVE drinking with the Japanese. In fact I will be doing more of that this very evening. Kampai!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:50am
  • You're a fucking idiot. I live in Japan- they would be shocked if you stuck a shot of sake in a beer and drank it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:46am
  • fuck alcohol.get some fucking weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:08am
  • Nice, OP. Naturally alcohol means the country is fabulous. By the way, I bet your pals back in South Carolina love paying for international texts. Dickass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:05am
  • Yea im the one that wrote that soviet shit. Im russian . This is my first and last post bout soviet russia. Its fucking ridicolous how they do it everys single time. Anyways my boy kevin is stationed in japan. Its a great country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:54pm
  • The OP isn't stupid for liking Japan because of sake bombs. He's stupid for liking sake bombs at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:23am
  • LOVE sake bombing. Good night 10 times over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:36am
  • Me want!

    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 4, 11 at 4:40pm
  • 12:05 252 is NORTH Carolina, not South Carolina... effin "dickass"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:00am
  • Think sake is good? Try habu saki. That will fuck your night up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:46am
  • 1:08 knows what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:09am