I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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At least she gave a dr.pepper. It's important to re-hydrate!
o.o...my mom would do that...
sounds like a fun night? o.O
I think 2:10 hides drugs in their moms fat rolls
602 was the ORIGINAL phoenix number! It still fly today........
Don't you curse alcohol!
God bless Phoenix. 623 forever
we sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstasy,
we sold nitrous, opium, acid, heroin, and pcp
lol damn sounds lyk dha same thing dhat hapend 2 ma homie joker in dwn twn phx 2 yrs ago
least she was just talking and not hollerin at you in tongues
cocaine ecstasy dope crack and ghb. ice speed ketamine nitrous and heroine. mescaline dmt mushrooms and lsd.
repent sinner repent!!!!!!!!!!
lol i live in east phoenix, my name is jon, and my mom would totally lecture anyone and everyone...why am i getting the impression i know you.
You had a rocking night!
2:10 rhymes, HAHA thats awesome :D
I'm a little teapot......
you need Jesus
bigblue602, it would probably be smart to go back to English class before you post another comment.
I swear this has been posted before.
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
This is why you have to love arizona
kate - you really need to leave jon alone!