Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im six kinds of drunk right now
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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