Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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