Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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