I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
