He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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