remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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