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  • Don't people drink like adults anymore? Whiskey on the rocks, gin and tonic, a gimlet, Scotch and soda, bourbon neat? What with the chocolate martinis and lemon drop shot it's like a 12-year-old's dream of alcohol, not the real thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 9:15 is quiet guy! Always so smug. Always so above the rest of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Vodka and red bull is horrible. Try jagerbombs. Jäger plus red bull. Fucks ya up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Story of my boyfriends life. As well as him showing the goods to my big brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:36pm
  • You're hid lil ding dong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:14pm
  • BET MONEY DIS IS TOM DELAWNGE~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:30am
  • I prefer amp and vodka myself. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Lmao word . This text is legit .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:01pm
  • What ever happend to rum and coke? ?! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:33pm
  • who the fuck says legit? and wait wait....someone is lying! I'M 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:31am
  • Bourbon and coke assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:45pm
  • What the fuck is <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:11pm
  • I've seen his cock ahahahaha not baby cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:36pm
  • The fuck? Red bull and vodka doesn't mess you up that badly. He just must have the urge to show everyone his lil' ding dong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:13pm
  • 9:15 has a good point. I drink whisky and water. Or I drink tequlia and squirt. But there is nothing like a busch tall boy and beerpong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Jäger monster you bet I'll run through the street naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm
  • How high school can u get?? No one of legal drinking age drinks this. Go do your homework!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:55am
  • I'm a little teapot....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:55pm
  • i'm 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:17pm
  • ya san mateo and that shits teh best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Freon sucks baby cock ! King Brooklyn watches and spanks it Quiet guy eats the leftovers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:15am
  • Big tone. Please, please, can you suck my cock, no one can do it quite like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:17am
  • I heard that freon, quiet guy and da Brooklyn kid are starting their own local chapter of NAMBLA. Good hunting, guys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:10pm
  • That Red Bull and vodka is nothing to piss with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:17pm
  • rum+dr.pepper= epic win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 10:46 - send n00dzzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:25pm
  • 10:09, 9:15 is quiet guy and so are you. Quit trying to pretend you have friends of supporters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Happens to the best of us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:11am
  • Pics or it didn't happen. Lulz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:57am
  • I actually totally know what bar was serving that cocktail as their special Sat. night. Woohoo! Not that I stayed long enough to even have a drink, just walked in, wandered around, walked back out. Shitty music at the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:44am
  • Text "Want some coke?" to 2103642560

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:39am
  • its your mom's vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Wow, <3 would be a heart...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:15pm
  • this has happened to me before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:44am
  • Yea I bet ur cock looks like a acorn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:26pm
  • You're weak. Vodka and red bull is brilliant. keep your cock in your pants. We can a see the cock growing on top of your shoulders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:24am
  • Ewww!!!! Who wants to see that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:00pm
  • You all wish u was me(king brooklyn)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:27am
  • Same with me... except boobs! That's my drink :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:14pm
  • I know so many guys like that. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:42am
  • How about tequila? A shot of tequila, a lime and a grain of salt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:51am
  • vodka redbull can mess with you, vodka slows down your heart rate and redbull speeds it up.. so it messes with your heart like the skank it is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:48am
  • Ew. You only mix Red Bull with Jager. NOT Vodka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Get a goldfish down your neck and stop being such a lightweight...noob!

    Submitted by dizziej on Jun 1, 11 at 5:47pm
  • i dont need vodka to show my penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:48pm
  • No thanks seen Vienna sausages for lunch ( boom boom pow !! Big tone)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:03am