Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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