New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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