i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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